Made some cakes for my brother’s girlfriend’s birthday tomorrow *u*
“Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, ‘It unscrews the other way.’”
“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy
little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi
ill probably end up either as a nun or a prostitute
attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs
my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing
Luna and Cho /talking/ about nargles during class.
I can’t write dialogues lmaoI really want this (friend)ship to exist.
apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music
breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
What does it mean!